Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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