I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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