if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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