So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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