the condom got lost in my hair
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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