love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
