He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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