susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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