The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
We have so much sex to catch up on
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Randomize
