Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
