i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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