These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
This baby is an asshole
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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