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We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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