would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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