Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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