why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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