gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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