How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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