Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
two words...techno handjob
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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