It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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