He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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