I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
