I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I enjoy the company of your penis
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