It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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