I'm so fucking centered right now
I wish I could punch you in the face.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
