My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
she peed on how many people?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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