Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
