the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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