p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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