Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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