If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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