Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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