yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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