Pappa wants mamma naked
His hands were made for my vagina.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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