i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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