were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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