you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
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