whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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