she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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