You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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