It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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