I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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