fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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