Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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