Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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