weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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