the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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