speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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