I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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