i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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