I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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