dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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